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So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. One night four college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
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